Cookie-Safe Computer: A Guide to Baking Your Way to Cybersecurity

Using the world's most advanced cookie-based security system, you can ensure that your computer is completely, utterly, and totally secure. Or not.

• Step 1: Identify your cookie vulnerabilities
• Step 2: Bake your cookie recipe
• Step 3: Deploy your cookie-based security system
• Step 4: Maintain your cookie security

Or, you know, just give up and use a different method. We hear there's some new thing called "SSL" that's all the rage these days.