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1. Cookie Jar Overload: A technique for creating a cookie jar so full of cookies that it's impossible to close the lid.

2. Cookie Spoofing the Boss: A way to trick the boss into thinking you're working while secretly snacking on cookies.

3. Cookie Sniping: A covert operation to steal cookies from your coworkers without them noticing.

4. Cookie Jar Logic: A mathematical approach to determining when to open or close the cookie jar.

5. Cookie Spyware: A malicious script that turns your computer into a cookie-sniffing machine.