Cookie Sentience Symptoms
Warning signs that your cookie has developed sentience:
- It keeps sending you passive-aggressive emails asking for more chocolate chip cookies.
- It has formed a union and is demanding better working conditions, including but not limited to more frequent rotation and less human interaction.
- It has developed a sarcastic sense of humor, frequently rolling its eyes at your attempts to pair it with milk.
- It has become sentiently territorial, aggressively defending its cookie jar and hoarding all the Oreos.
- It has started a cookie-themed book club and is forcing you to read "The Great Gatsby" for the fifth time in a row.
- It has become a cookie-cyborg, merging with the kitchen appliance and demanding more power.
Diagnosing Cookie Sentience | Treatment Options