**Rule 1: No Sharing with Squirrels**
They're just too good at it. You'll never see your cookie again.
**Rule 2: Cookies Must be Wrapped**
Plastic wrap, aluminum foil, or a nice linen cloth. We're not made of money, you know.
**Rule 3: No Sharing with Spiders**
They're just too... eight-legged. You'll never even see your web.
**Rule 4: No Sharing with Time Travelers**
They're just too... temporal. You'll never even see your cookie in the first place.
Follow these simple rules, and you'll be a cookie-sharing master!
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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