Privacy Policy
We collect your cookies because, well, that's what we do. Our cookies are for the purpose of:
- To identify you as a human being and not a sentient piece of toast.
- To know if you've been here before (spoiler: probably not, because you're new here).
- To serve you more targeted ads, because who doesn't love a good cookie-based sales pitch?
We do not share your cookies with any third parties, mainly because we're not made of third parties. Our cookies are kept in a secure cookie jar, which is also not a third party.
If you're still concerned about your cookies, contact us, and we'll try to snoop less.