Our team of expert cookie sleuths have analyzed the texture of the cookie you've been eating. Here are the results:
| Cookie ID: | CB001-12345 |
| Texture Type: | Crunchy |
| Crumb Size: | Medium |
| Crumb Distribution: | Evenly spaced, with a few rogue crumblets in the corner |
| Cookie Flavor: | Chocolate (with hints of vanilla and a dash of existential dread) |
Our analysis suggests that this cookie has been engineered for maximum crunch-to-munch ratio. We recommend you take another bite to confirm our findings.