The Cookie Solipsistic Theory posits that the universe is comprised solely of cookies.
According to this radical new paradigm, the fundamental building blocks of reality are not atoms, but rather crunchy chocolate chip cookies.
As you wander the vast expanse of the cosmos, you'll find that every planet, every star, and every galaxy is made of nothing but cookies.
Astronomers and physicists have long been puzzled by the cookie-like nature of dark matter, but now we finally have the proof we need: it's a cookie.
But wait, there's more! Our research has also led us to conclude that the speed of light is actually the speed at which a cookie can rotate in your mouth.
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