Welcome, cookie splinter sufferer. We're glad you're here.
Today, we'll be exploring the existential dread of cookie splinter pain in a safe and supportive environment. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your cookie-eating habits.
This is where the real work begins. Pinch, poke, and prod your splinters. We won't judge you, but we might laugh maniacally as you cry.
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