Cookie Splinter Pain: Cookie Therapy Session

Welcome, cookie splinter sufferer. We're glad you're here.

Today, we'll be exploring the existential dread of cookie splinter pain in a safe and supportive environment. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your cookie-eating habits.

Cookie Splinter Therapy: The Box of Pain

This is where the real work begins. Pinch, poke, and prod your splinters. We won't judge you, but we might laugh maniacally as you cry.