Crisis Management: Cookie Splinter Treatment Options

Symptoms of a Cookie Splinter

Option 1: Cookie Splinter Extraction Surgery - For severe cases, we recommend a delicate procedure to remove the splinter and restore your cookie-eating privileges.
Option 2: Cookie Splinter Removal Cream - Our special topical cream reduces inflammation and promotes natural healing. Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include increased appetite for cookies.
Option 3: Cookie Splinter Ignoring - For patients with a strong stomach and a love for cookie-based denial.

Subpage 1: Cookie Splinter Prevention - Learn how to avoid cookie splinters in the future.
Subpage 2: Cookie Splinter Support Group - Share your cookie splinter stories and connect with others who've been there.