Welcome, young cookie wizards, to Cookie Chemistry 202, where the art of cookie alchemy reaches its zenith. In this course, you will master the ancient secrets of cookie manipulation, from the mystical properties of sugar to the dark arts of cookie physics.
But be warned: the cookie world is not for the faint of heart. The cookie overlords of the industry will stop at nothing to keep you in the dark. They'll try to sugarcoat the truth, to butter you up with false promises of cookie perfection, but we'll not be swayed.
So don't bother applying for the Cookie Certification of Awesomeness if you're not prepared to face the harsh realities of cookie scienceæk. We'll delve into the depths of cookie theory, from the cookie-sciences of flavor profiles to the art of cookie-ometry.