It's a little-known fact that cookies have been the key to navigating the vast expanse of space for decades. That's right, folks! Who needs fancy propulsion systems when you have a well-baked cookie?
But what happens when asteroids come hurtling towards Earth? Do we just sit back and enjoy the cookie-scented aroma of impending doom? No, no, no! That's where cookie-based asteroid deflection comes in.
Using our top-secret cookie-laser technology, we can deflect even the largest asteroids with ease. Because, let's be real, who needs fancy math when you have a cookie?
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