COOKIES: A Treatise on the Ethics and Consequences of Consuming Cookie-Dough

By visiting cookie-dough.ethics, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and agree to be bound by, the following principles of cookie ethics:

• Thou shalt not consume more cookies than thou can handle
• Thou shalt use thy cookies for their intended purpose: eating, and not, say, as projectiles
• Thou shalt not hoard cookies in the name prophets, or for any other reason that may cause thee to be called 'The Cookie King'

By continuing to explore this site, you are also agreeing to the following cookie-related consequences:

• Thou shalt experience a 4-6 hour increase in cookie-related cravings and/or urges
• Thou shalt incur a moderate risk of developing a gluten intolerance
• Thou shalt be subjected to the whims of the cookie overlords, who reserve the right to change their minds and/or cookie recipes at any time, without notice