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Here's a sampling of the most egregious cookie heists:
On a fateful night in April 2023, a group of highly trained ninja-like thieves infiltrated the cookie jar of a prominent space station.
Using advanced stealth technology and a keen understanding of cookie psychology, they managed to swipe 37 cookies in under 3 minutes.
In a daring raid that would go down in history as the greatest cookie theft of all time, a lone wolf known only by his alias 'The Cookie King' pilfered a tray of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies from a well-guarded cookie shop.
Little did The Cookie King know, the cookies were laced with a highly addictive flavor compound that would render the victim unable to stop thinking about cookies for the rest of their life.