Cookie Heist Relay

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Team Oatmeal Oblivion

Our team consists of the most daring, most cunning, and most elusive cookie thieves in the game. Led by the fearless Captain Whiskerface, we have a proven track record of pulling off the impossible.

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Cookie Snatching Tactics

Discover the secrets behind our team's success in the art of cookie thievery. From the classic 'distract-and-grab' to the more advanced 'cookie-disguise-as-a-normal-object' technique, we'll show you how it's done.

Our Roster

Meet the members of Team Oatmeal Oblivion:

  • Captain Whiskerface (Team Leader)
  • Whiskerface Jr. (Deputy Leader)
  • Snicker Snatch (The Sneaky One)

Achievements

Celebrate our team's accomplishments in cookie thievery prophets:

  • Won the Golden Cookie (2018)
  • Set the record for most cookies stolen in a single hour (2020)
  • Became the first team to successfully steal a cookie from a cookie jar with a 4-inch diameter (2022)

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