Team Oatmeal Oblivion
Our team consists of the most daring, most cunning, and most elusive cookie thieves in the game. Led by the fearless Captain Whiskerface, we have a proven track record of pulling off the impossible.
Learn more about our cookie snatching techniquesCookie Snatching Tactics
Discover the secrets behind our team's success in the art of cookie thievery. From the classic 'distract-and-grab' to the more advanced 'cookie-disguise-as-a-normal-object' technique, we'll show you how it's done.
Our Roster
Meet the members of Team Oatmeal Oblivion:
- Captain Whiskerface (Team Leader)
- Whiskerface Jr. (Deputy Leader)
- Snicker Snatch (The Sneaky One)
Achievements
Celebrate our team's accomplishments in cookie thievery prophets:
- Won the Golden Cookie (2018)
- Set the record for most cookies stolen in a single hour (2020)
- Became the first team to successfully steal a cookie from a cookie jar with a 4-inch diameter (2022)
Contact Us
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Cookie-Themed Merchandise
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