Cookie Theif Symptoms
Warning: If you're experiencing any of the following, you might have a cookie addiction
- You've spent more than 4 hours in the past week thinking about cookies
- You've been caught sneaking into the kitchen at 3am to eat cookies
- You've started to notice that your favorite foods are now only good with cookies
- You've developed a sudden interest in cookie-themed everything (e.g., cookie-scented candles, cookie-shaped pillows, etc.)
What to do:
- Admit it: You need help. Seek professional intervention.
- Try cookie alternatives: e.g., crackers, or even worse, vegetables
- Join our Cookie Rehab Program today!