Cookie Theif Symptoms

Warning: If you're experiencing any of the following, you might have a cookie addiction

• You've spent more than 4 hours in the past week thinking about cookies
• You've been caught sneaking into the kitchen at 3am to eat cookies
• You've started to notice that your favorite foods are now only good with cookies
• You've developed a sudden interest in cookie-themed everything (e.g., cookie-scented candles, cookie-shaped pillows, etc.)

What to do:

• Admit it: You need help. Seek professional intervention.
• Try cookie alternatives: e.g., crackers, or even worse, vegetables
• Join our Cookie Rehab Program today!