Welcome, fellow cookie thieves!
Are you tired of just eating cookies in the dark, without the prestige and respect of your fellow cookie enthusiasts? Do you yearn for a sense of community, of belonging, of having a secret handshake to signal to others that you're a true cookie thief at heart? Look no further than the Cookie Thief Society!
Our society is dedicated to the art of cookie thievery. We have a rigorous training program to teach you the skills you need to become a master cookie snatcher, as well as a network of underground hideouts and secret meeting spots where you can share your loot and your stories.
But be warned: membership comes with a price. You'll have to prove yourself worthy by pulling off the ultimate heist: stealing a cookie from the cookie jar of the notorious Cookie Kingpin, Mr. Jenkins.
So, are you ready to join the ranks of the Cookie Thief Society? Click on one of the links below to learn more or to apply for membership: