Cookie Theory is a philosophical framework that explores the existential implications of cookies on human behavior.
Our research suggests that cookies are more than just a tasty treat, they're a metaphor for the human condition.
Consider this:
- We're drawn to cookies like a moth to flame, unable to resist their sweet, crunchy allure.
- We use cookies as a coping mechanism, seeking comfort in their familiar, crumbly familiarity.
- We hoard cookies like a squirrel, stockpiling them for future indulgences.
And yet, we're constantly haunted by the fear of running out of cookies. Is it the cookie itself, or the idea of it that we truly desire?