You know, cookies aren't just a simple packet of information anymore. With the rise of quantum mechanics, we're faced with a new reality where cookies are no longer fixed, but exist in multiple states of superposition.
Cookies can be simultaneously chocolate chip and oatmeal, crunchy and chewy, soft and hard. They can be in the oven and on your plate at the same time.
We're not even sure where the cookie jar is. It's somewhere between the kitchen and the living room, and we can't quite pinpoint the exact location.
It's enough to drive a cookie lover insane!
Many Worlds of Cookies Schrödinger's Cookie Principle