Side Effects of Excessive Cookie Consumption:
- 1. Your pants will get tighter.
- 2. Your arteries will get clogged.
- 3. Your dentist will hate you.
- 4. Your love life will suffer.
- 5. You'll start to think in cookie units.
Don't worry, it's not like we're judging you or anything. But seriously, have you considered the consequences of your actions? Seek cookie counseling if you're experiencing any of these symptoms.