Cookie Thievery FAQ

Q: What is Cookie Thievery?

Cookie Thievery is the art of stealing cookies. It's a delicate process that requires finesse, cunning, and a stomach that can handle the guilt.

Q: How do I become a master cookie thief?

Start by honing your skills in stealth, misdirection, and biscuit psychology. Study the ancient art of the cookie heist, and never be afraid to improvise.

Q: What are some common cookie types I should be prepared to steal?

• Chocolate Chip: The classic. A staple of the cookie thievery world.
• Snickerdoodle: A cookie of mystery, requiring a deep understanding of the human psyche.
• Shortbread: A cookie of simplicity, but don't be fooled - it's a trap.

Q: What about the risks? Won't I get caught?

Of course, you will. But that's all part of the fun. Develop a thick skin, a good lawyer, and a solid alibi.

Q: Can I use my cookie thievery skills for good?

Absolutely. Steal a cookie from a friend, and then give it back as a gift. The art of cookie thievery is not just about personal gain, but also about community building.

Or, you know, you can just keep it all for yourself. We won't judge.

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