Are you tired of being a cookie snob? Do you think that your favorite cookies are secretly controlled by an elite group of cookie overlords? Welcome to the Cookie Conspiracy Theories page, where the truth is out there!
Here are a few of our favorite cookie conspiracy theories:
The cookie conspiracy theories have been around for decades, but here are some of the most popular ones:
Stay vigilant, cookie lovers! The truth is out there, and it's hiding in plain sight!
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