Cookie Thievery Insignia:
We are currently navigating through the asteroid belt, having acquired 3.4 million cookies worth of space-bourbon in our cargo hold.
However, our sensors have detected a rival cookie heister, Captain Crumb, closing in on our position.
Estimated time to arrival: 37.5 minutes and counting.
Join us for the most anticipated cookie thievery event in the galaxy! Meet other space-faring cookie enthusiasts, learn new thievery techniques, and get your hands on the latest in cookie-acquiring technology.
Date: Next Thursday
Time: 3:00 AM Galactic Standard Time