Tip 1: Grip, Grip, Grip! - A good cookie-thrower knows that grip is key. Make sure to hold that cookie firmly but not too tightly, like a delicate flower in a firm handshake.

Tip 2: Aim for the Face - Don't just throw the cookie, throw it with love. Aim for the face, the eyes, the nose... the nostrils, if you're feeling extra sassy.

Tip 3: Follow Through - Don't get caught slacking off mid-throw. Keep your arm straight, your wrist firm, and your cookie on target.

And remember, practice makes perfect! Visit our sister site: Throwing Practice for more expert tips.

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