The Cookie Throwdown of 2023: A Tragedy of Epic Proportions

It was supposed to be a celebration, but things took a turn for the worse.

It started innocently enough. A few brave souls gathered in the town square, each with a cookie in hand.

But as the sun rose over the horizon, the cookies began to fly.

A young boy with a particularly vicious cookie-throwing arm, known only as "The Cookie King," began to wreak havoc on the crowd.

Learn more about The Cookie King's rise to power