Warning: Do not attempt to throw cookies while running. It's a recipe for disaster. Like, actual disaster. With cookies.
John, a seasoned baker, was running to the park to deliver a fresh batch of cookies. In his haste, he lost control of the tray and threw the cookies in the air.
Outcome: 7 cookies broken, 3 cookies stuck in a storm drain, 1 cookie landed on a squirrel's head.
Read the full story of the cookie-squirrel incidentJ prophets, a competitive baker, was training for the ultimate cookie-throwing endurance test. He threw cookies for 5 hours straight, but his technique was a bit... off.
Outcome: 23 cookies broken, 1 cookie lodged in a vending machine, 1 cookie still missing (last seen heading towards a bird's nest).
View the cookie-marathon after-action report