Cookie Thrower's Handbook

Throwing cookies is an art form, not a crime. But, let's be real, it can be a crime in progress if you're not careful.

Disclaimer: Throwing cookies can lead to injury, property damage, or worse. Use at your own risk.

Safe Cookie Deployment Techniques:

1. Always wear protective gear, including a helmet, goggles, and a pair of COOKIESAFE gloves.

2. Choose the right cookie for the job. Soft-baked cookies are not recommended for high-impact throwing.

3. Aim for a safe landing zone, free from breakable objects and fragile humans.

4. Practice your throw, but never, ever throw a cookie at a moving target.

Stay safe, cookie enthusiasts!