COOKIE TIN HACKING TIPS

Cookies are not for dummies, or so you'd like to think. But let's be real, who needs subtlety when it comes to hacking your cookie tin?

Tips for the modern cookie tin hacker:

• Use a SPINNING WHEEL OF FORTUNE to crack open the tin: A well-placed spin cycle can be the difference between a cookie and a crushed dream.
• EXPLOIT cookie-exploits: Find the hidden weaknesses in your cookie tin's armor.
• CRUSH THE TIN with style: It's not just about getting the cookie, it's about making a statement.

Cookie Forensic Analysis: A deep dive into the tin and what it can tell you about your snack habits.