Steal cookies from your neighbors' cookie jars, but not too many. Three cookies per visit is the maximum. Anything more and you'll attract unwanted attention from the Cookie Cops.
Learn more about cookie heistsHide your cookies in plain sight. Behind the couch cushions, under the bed, or inside a fake rock. The key is to make it hard for the Cookie Police to find you.
Discover more cookie hiding spotsTransform yourself into a cookie. Wear a cookie-shaped onesie, and use a cookie-scented cologne. The law won't know what hit 'em.
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