AVOID THE LAW

Subpage 1: Cookie Heists

Steal cookies from your neighbors' cookie jars, but not too many. Three cookies per visit is the maximum. Anything more and you'll attract unwanted attention from the Cookie Cops.

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Subpage 2: Cookie Hiding Spots

Hide your cookies in plain sight. Behind the couch cushions, under the bed, or inside a fake rock. The key is to make it hard for the Cookie Police to find you.

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Subpage 3: Cookie Disguises

Transform yourself into a cookie. Wear a cookie-shaped onesie, and use a cookie-scented cologne. The law won't know what hit 'em.

Learn more about cookie disguises

Subpage 4: Cookie Lawyer

Don't get caught, don't get sued. Hire a cookie lawyer who specializes in cookie-related crimes. We recommend 'Cookie McLawson, Esq.'

Meet Cookie McLawson, Esq.