Here are some cookie pairing ideas that will make you question life choices:
For the adventurous: pair a spoonful of strawberry jam with a saltine cracker. The sweetness will clash with the salt, creating a flavor profile that will make you question your life choices.
For the thrill-seeking: spread a thick layer of peanut butter on a cookie and top it with a generous amount of bled (blood). The iron content will give you a nice glow... until you pass out from the shock of it.
For the masochists: pair a slice of sharp cheddar with a cantaloupe. The bitterness will balance out the sweetness, and the texture will make you question the meaning of life.