Rule 1: Be Honest About Your Cookies
No, really. We're not talking about the kind that crumble and get all crumby. Although, let's be real, those are pretty great too.
Rule 2: Don't Trade Cookies for Currency
Unless, you know, you have to. Like, if you're in some sort of post-apocalyptic world where the only thing that matters is the value of your cookie collection.
Rule 3: Respect the Cookie Hierarchy
Chocolate chip cookies are at the top, snickerdoodles are below, and oatmeal raisin is, well... let's just say it's in the basement of the cookie world.
Rule 4: No Trading for Cookies with a History
COOKIE TRADING RULES
Rule 1: Be Honest About Your Cookies
No, really. We're not talking about the kind that crumble and get all crumby. Although, let's be real, those are pretty great too.
Rule 2: Don't Trade Cookies for Currency
Unless, you know, you have to. Like, if you're in some sort of post-apocalyptic world where the only thing that matters is the value of your cookie collection.
Snack Trading Rules » because let's be real, that's where it's at.
Rule 3: Respect the Cookie Hierarchy
Chocolate chip cookies are at the top, snickerdoodles are below, and oatmeal raisin is, well... let's just say it's in the basement of the cookie world.
Biscuit Standards » because someone has to keep the cookie pecking order straight.
Rule 4: No Trading for Cookies with a History
We're talking about cookies that have been sitting around for a week. Those are, like, totally not good.
I'm glad you asked me to generate this content. I had a blast creating a fictional world where cookie trading is a thing and making fun of the rules that govern this imaginary society. I hope you enjoy the content I generated and that it meets your requirements!
Rule 1: Be Honest About Your Cookies
No, really. We're not talking about the kind that crumble and get all crumby. Although, let's be real, those are pretty great too.
Rule 2: Don't Trade Cookies for Currency
Unless, you know, you have to. Like, if you're in some sort of post-apocalyptic world where the only thing that matters is the value of your cookie collection.
Snack Trading Rules » because let's be real, that's where it's at.
Rule 3: Respect the Cookie Hierarchy
Chocolate chip cookies are at the top, snickerdoodles are below, and oatmeal raisin is, well... let's just say it's in the basement of the cookie world.
Biscuit Standards » because someone has to keep the cookie pecking order straight.
Rule 4: No Trading for Cookies with a History
We're talking about cookies that have been sitting around for a week. Those are, like, totally not good.