Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie

Behold, the majesty of the Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie. A cookie so divine, it'll make you forget all about your troubles and remember why you're still single.

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie

Ingredients:

• 2 cups peanut butter
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• 1 cup brown sugar
• 1 egg
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 1 1/2 cups chocolate chips
• 1/4 cup chopped nuts (optional)

Cookies of the Apocalypse

Ingredients:

• 1 can of doomsday survival rations
• 1 packet of emergency rations
• 1 cup of despair
• 1/2 cup of desperation
• 1 teaspoon of existential dread
• 1 1/2 cups of hopelessness
• 1/4 cup of last-ditch effort