A proclamation from the Great Cookie King, ruler of the land of sweet treats and crunchy snacks.
All cookies shall be subject to the whims of the Cookie King. The Cookie King's word is law, and his belly shall be full.
Read the Edicts of Cookie SupremacyA cookie tax of 100% of the cookie's value shall be imposed on all cookie transactions. The Cookie King's treasury shall be filled with the spoils.
Learn more about the Cookie Taxation ActAny subject who dares to defy the Cookie King shall be subject to severe cookie-related punishment.
Read the Code of Cookie Discipline