Recipe 1: The Cookie of Despair
Mix 1 cup of despair, 1 cup of regret, and a pinch of hope. Stir clockwise for 10 minutes. Add a dash of desperation. Bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes.
Warning: This cookie may cause existential crisis, marital problems, and a strong desire to reevaluate your life choices.
Cookie of Utopia