Current Chip Yield: 1,234,567 chips per minute (CPM)
Peak Production Rate: 1,000,000,000 chips per second (CPS)
Chip Fatality Rate: 0.0003% (i.e., we've had to replace 3 chips so far)
This is a completely normal and not-at-all-terrible way to spend your life clicking on cookies all day.
Or is it?