It's no secret that cookies have been controlling our minds for centuries.
But what you might not know is that we're not alone in the fight against cookie domination.
Join the Cookie Resistance and take back your snack time!
They're small, they're crunchy, and they're everywhere. But have you ever stopped to think about the poor cookie crumb?
It's time to give these unsung heroes the recognition they deserve.
Meet the legendary Cookie Cutter, a hero who's been fighting the good fight against cookie tyranny for years.
With his trusty knife and a heart of gold, he's taken on the toughest cookie challenges and emerged victorious.
It's the cookie that's been terrorizing the town for months, and nobody knows its true identity.
But we do know it's been leaving a trail of crumbs in its wake.
Are you tired of living in a world controlled by cookies? Do you want to fight back?
Join the Cookie Resistance and take a stand against the cookie overlords!