Cookie Consumption

Cookies are not as wonderful as everyone claims. In fact, they're more like tiny little lies in disguise.

But, we do love them. Like the time we found a cookie in the break room and ate it without asking. That was a real treat. Or not.

Now, if you want to learn more about cookies, click here to find out why cookies are only for teenagers.

Or, if you'd rather talk about the real policy on cookie consumption, head to Cookie Policy.

And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Cookie Cutting to see if you can cut it up into smaller pieces.

This page serves as a satirical take on the popular cookie culture, poking fun at the idea that cookies are always wonderful. It includes links to subpages that continue the joke, such as "Cookies for Teens", which is a page that explains why cookies are only for teenagers, and "Cookie Policy", which is a page that pokes fun at cookie regulations. The tone is dryly humorous and committed to the site's fictional world-building.