Only eat 1-3 cookies per sitting, lest ye face the Cookie Consequences.
Hyperlinked Subpage: Cookie Batching for the Uninitiated
Don't just pair cookies willy-nilly. Pair for a reason, like a nice glass of milk.
Hyperlinked Subpage: The Cookie-Milk Paradox
Chocolate Chip > Peanut Butter > Snickerdoodle > Sugar Cookie
Hyperlinked Subpage: The Cookie Social Ladder