Lesson 1: The Laws of Crumbial Motion
In the realm of cookies, motion is governed by the following laws:
1. The Law of Crumbliness: A cookie will always crumble towards the center of gravity.
2. The Law of Stiffness: The stiffer the cookie, the harder it is to crush.
3. The Law of Meltiness: The higher the temperature, the gooier the cookie.
Hyperlinks:
Cookie Phrenology 101: The Art of Reading Cookie Minds
Cookies and Gravity: Why Your Cookie Always Lands on the Plate