The Laws of Thermodynamics: Cookie Edition

First Law: Cookies Don't Work

Also known as the Law of Inaction, this law states that cookies only work when you want them to.

This is a classic problem in thermodynamics, where the cookie's energy output is directly proportional to your mood and the number of cookies you've eaten recently.

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Second Law: Cookies Have No Energy

This law states that cookies are always at room temperature, unless you're on a date, in which case they're always too hot to handle.

It's a classic thermodynamic problem, where the cookie's energy output is inversely proportional to your ability to eat it quickly enough.

Zeroth Law: Cookies Are Always Full

This law states that cookies are always full of cookie dust and have the same amount of energy as the cookie that came before it.

It's a paradox of thermodynamics, where the cookie's fullness is directly proportional to the number of times you've eaten it in the past.