Also known as the Law of Inaction, this law states that cookies only work when you want them to.
This is a classic problem in thermodynamics, where the cookie's energy output is directly proportional to your mood and the number of cookies you've eaten recently.
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This law states that cookies are always at room temperature, unless you're on a date, in which case they're always too hot to handle.
It's a classic thermodynamic problem, where the cookie's energy output is inversely proportional to your ability to eat it quickly enough.
This law states that cookies are always full of cookie dust and have the same amount of energy as the cookie that came before it.
It's a paradox of thermodynamics, where the cookie's fullness is directly proportional to the number of times you've eaten it in the past.