In the early days, our cookies were made by hand, using only the finest ingredients and a pinch of magic. They were soft, chewy, and utterly irresistible.
But then, disaster struck! Our cookie supplier, "BakeMyDay", went bankrupt and we were left with a stash of stale crackers.
We tried to make do with what we had, but it was a recipe for disaster. Our cookies were tough as nails and tasted like disappointment.
So, we turned to the dark side and started using cookie-soul-sucking, user-tracking, cookie-stealing technology.
Now, our cookies are still a little crumbly, but they're also a lot more... interesting.
Want to learn more about how we're using cookies to spy on you? Check out our Cookie Spy subpage!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Cookie Sharing subpage, where we'll try to convince you to share your cookies with us!
Disclaimer: Our cookies are not actually edible, but they're still kinda tasty in a "I'm-a-robot" kind of way.