Welcome to the Cookies of the Doom Support Group, where the only thing we take seriously is the cookies.
Are you tired of being constantly terrorized by your cookie jar? Do you find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality after one too many chocolate chip mishaps?
We're here for you, cookie victims! Our group is a safe space to share your cookie traumas, and we promise not to judge you for devouring that whole bag by yourself... alone.
Join us and find comfort in the cookie-lympian solidarity of our members.
Membership Application Cookie Crisis HotlineDisclaimer: We're not actually a real support group, but we have really good cookies.