COOKIE WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME

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Phase 1: The Agony | Phase 2: The Desperation | Phase 3: The Dark Ages
Warning: Do not try to self-diagnose. You will only make things worse.
Side Effects: Mood swings, irritability, spontaneous crying.
Treatment: Call a professional (or a loved one).
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