Cookies of the Apocalypse: The Sugar-Slave Edition

Welcome, cookie enthusiast, to the most epic battle of all time!

Here, you will find a collection of cookies so divine, they will make you forget about your wildest sugar cravings.

But beware, for these cookies come with a warning: once you take a bite, you'll be forever bound to our sugar-slave program.

So, if you're ready to surrender to the cookie gods, click on the cookie of your choice:

Don't say we didn't warn you...

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