The Cookie Consent Page of Doom

Warning: You are entering a realm where your cookies are not just a snack, but a sacrifice to the Cookie Gods.

We use cookies to track your every move, your deepest desires, and your most darkest fears.

By clicking "I accept", you are surrendering your soul to the Cookie Overlords, who will use this information to create targeted ads that will haunt you for eternity.

But don't worry, it's not like it's a trap or anything... Learn more about the cookie trap.

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Cookie Consent Policy

Read our Cookie Consent Policy, if you dare:

The Cookie Consent Policy of Doom

We reserve the right to track your every move, your every click, and your every snicker

You can find our full policy at /subpages/cookies/cookie-consent-policy-terms

Cookie Consent Policy Terms and Conditions

By accepting this policy, you are agreeing to be tracked, monitored, and possibly possessed by the Cookie Overlords.

We reserve the right to change our terms at any time, without notice, and with no regard for your sanity.