In the world of cookie science, there exists a fundamental truth: the cookie is mightier than the sword. While the sword is a tool of destruction and chaos, the cookie is a tool of unity and delight.
But how does this hold true? It's simple. The cookie is mightier than the sword because it can be both soft and crunchy, warm and cool. It's a paradox of textures that defies explanation, a culinary koan that has been puzzling philosophers for centuries.
Join us in the Cookie Lab as we explore the deeper implications of this profound truth.