Cookie Calamity: A Recipe for Chaos
Warning: this recipe is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a fire extinguisher).
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of chaos
- 1/2 cup of anarchy
- 1/4 cup of destruction
- 1/4 cup of despair
- 1/4 cup of hopelessness
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl until they form a sticky, messy dough.
- Shape the dough into a ball and roll it out into a thin sheet.
- Bake at 350°F for 10-15 minutes, or until the edges are crispy and the center is a smoldering ruin.
- Allow the dough to cool, then slice into it with a sharp knife.
- Serve with a side of existential dread.
Side of Existential Dread