Join us as we embark on a quest for the most epic cookie of all time! With our collective snacking powers, we will conquer the world... or at least the pantry.
Our motto: "Me want cookies!"
Me Want Cookies!
Join the ranks of the most fearsome cookie monsters of the world!
Warning: may cause excessive happiness, cookie crumbs, and cookie-related trauma.
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