Here at Cookie HQ, we've created a comprehensive, totally-not-made-up system for classifying cookies. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good bureaucracy?
Soft and Chewy Pinkies: A Guide
Pinkies: The Sugar-Coated Underclass
The Royal Pinkie Treatment: For When You Need a Little Extra Love
Crisp and Snappy Biscuits: The Crème de la Crumb
Biscuits: The Artisanal, Small-Batch Experience
Biscuits: The High-Strength, Low-Joy Experience
Wafers: The Silent, Judgy Bunch