Cookie Tiers: The Ultimate Bureaucratic Guide

Here at Cookie HQ, we've created a comprehensive, totally-not-made-up system for classifying cookies. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good bureaucracy?

Pinkies, the Newbies

Soft and Chewy Pinkies: A Guide

Pinkies: The Sugar-Coated Underclass

The Royal Pinkie Treatment: For When You Need a Little Extra Love

Biscuits, the Elites

Crisp and Snappy Biscuits: The Crème de la Crumb

Biscuits: The Artisanal, Small-Batch Experience

Biscuits: The High-Strength, Low-Joy Experience

Wafers, the Enigmatic Outcasts

Wafers: The Silent, Judgy Bunch

Wafers: The Secretive, Possibly-Edible Outcasts

Wafers: The Lost, Forgotten, Probably-Edible Outcasts