Cookie Recipes for the Adventurously Inclined

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Chili Chocolate Chip Cookies of Chaos

For those who dare to mix the sweet and the spicy, we present the cookie of chaos. A cookie so bold, it'll leave you questioning your life choices.

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Short Order Cookies of Discontent

Perfect for those who've lost all sense of order in their lives. A cookie so confusing, you'll need a flowchart just to eat it.

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Warning: Consuming these cookies may lead to existential dread, relationship problems, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged consumption not recommended.

Chili Chocolate Chip Cookies of Chaos

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix ingredients in a bowl of existential crisis.
  2. Stir counterclockwise for 10 minutes to achieve optimal chaos.
  3. Scoop onto a baking sheet lined with uncertainty.
  4. Bake at 375°F (189°C) for exactly 27.5 minutes to reach peak existential dread.

Side effects may include: spontaneous crying, loss of appetite, or sudden interest in joining a cult.

Do not eat these cookies while operating heavy machinery or engaging in any activity requiring attention or care.