Welcome to the most over-the-top cookie decorating experience in the multiverse. Here, you can find the most elaborate, the most ostentatious, the most utterly RIDICULOUS cookie decorations known to humanity.
Our cookie decorations include:
We use the finest edible gold leaf to add a touch of class to your cookies. Literally, it's just edible gold. Because, you know, why not.
View Edible Gold Leaf SprinklesBecause who needs regular cookie cutters when you can have laser-cut cookie cutouts that will cut your finger to ribbons if you're not careful?
View Laser-Cut Cookie CutoutsWe use the finest caviar to create masterpieces that will make you question the meaning of life. Or at least, make you wonder why you're wasting your money on cookies.
View Caviar-Painted Cookie ArtPlease note that our cookies are not, in fact, actually good for you. They're just really, really bad for you. Don't say we didn't warn you.